You will chuckle, you will laugh, you will smile and you will pity on yourself for being a part of billion. Welcome to the true form of Bollywood. A new superstar is Born, Rajnikanth can retire now; Salman, at least he doesn't need a wig. A movie which never intended to have a story, direction or acting but there is Salman Khan- A protagonist, who cannot dance, nor can deliver a dialogue, cannot cry, and above all who cannot act. Aren’t these enough?
Dabangg is a masterpiece of the lowest level and it can’t get bigger than that. Salman is Dabangg or Dabangg is Salman? Definitely a Mustache and an Aviator looks great on Chulbul.
Picture this, Sholay’s Director Ramesh Sippy and Debutant Director Abinav Kashyap’s discussion:
RS: What is there in your Film, Sholay has everything, iss movie mein action hai, drama hai , comedy hai , tragedy hai……
AK: Issme Salman Khan Hai.
An old story like an old wine but surely with a knack and you won’t get any loo time during entire movie. You will need to hold ‘em till the end. This is entirely Salman Khan’s Launch to superstardom. He has delivered the silly bathroom dialogues at his best which nobody else could ape, Forget Amitabh, Clint or Pacino. It’s a 2 minute Maggie Masala Noodle pack with no exclusive ingredient but surely comes with a Masala tastemaker, which will be licked each time when served on the silver-plate.
There is a term in Bollywood – “Paisa Vasool”. And you will get your worth from Dabangg. The promos itself came with guarantee. This is one such of a cult movie which was declared hit before it was released. The only marketing which lowered the expectation was trailer itself which featured all the best punch lines from this movie. Pandeji a.k.a Robinhood a.k.a Chulbul was everywhere in the movie, such that you will miss presence of any other actor. Although the new kid on the block was impressive even while sharing screen with none other than Salman Khan. Sonakshi Sinha, The muse from Patna, revoked the Gaon ki Gori’s Fantasies. Promising lass, her eyes were expressive and had depth. Wait and watch the Real Khamosh Girl.
No comments on any other character both behind the screen or on-screen, include the director.
No star for this Movie, But it’s worth a watch.
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Picture this. It’s 1990 and two brothers are s’h’itting back to back in a field, in Uttar Pradesh, on a sunny morning. Big brother says “I am going to revolutionize Indian Cinema. Indian audiences deserve better than the pelvic thrusts of Jitendra, the bloody intentions of Dharmendra, the wet saaree’s of Mandakini ! I am going to instill some class into the proceedings; instill some wisdom, complexity and depth into Indian Cinema”. The younger brother shook his head, simply smiled and thought to himself “IDIOT !”
Cut to 2010, it’s Mumbai and the audience is going berserk as Chul Bul Pandey wrecks Havoc. In the theater the Elder Brother sits perplexed at the proceedings as Younger Brother explains. “Remember that sunny day, as we s’h’at in our fields and you had given me crap about revolutionizing Indian Cinema? Wisdom and Intelligence is an over-rated concept, do you still think our audience needs Depth?” Elder Brother simply shook his head and thought to himself “IDIOTS!”
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